February 2010
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Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
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My sister in laws facebook status
Judy: Jonah is trying to put Lucy Liu as my profile pic...Look people, just because we're both Asian doesn't mean we look that much alike. If that's the case, you all look the same to me. So there.
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